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"All my hopes were dashed....shit - we
thought we were millionaires"
12-22-03 (After she realized she didn't
win 3 million dollars in the florida lottery
After 20 minutes of watching some
weird foreign channel: "Why the hell
am I loking at Norway's weather?"
On the state of our home:
"Ever heard of Pleasantville, well this is
Hellsville."
"I could move a mountain with my bad
breath"
(Alone in the kitchen at 1:30am) " I
feel like catching a mouse tonight.
Let's try bologna this time...the old
bologna in the mousetrap..."
(Mom is putting leftover steak in a bag)
Emily:"Mom are those cookies?"
Mom: "Yeah, they're cookies...would
you like some cookie blood?"
Mom:"What's this job you have
anyway?"
Emily:"I sell people's souls to the devil."
Mom:"Don't you feel guilty about that?"
"I'd like to slap that flinstone lady."
While watching Rosie and her bride
badmouth George Bush.
Trishey on the computer and mom
says:"There's a devil in every one of
those microchips."
Emily:"Mom, want to see my senior
pictures?"
Mom:"Do I need to smoke reefer first?"
"I'm going to bed. You kids have a cup
of shut-up"
While in Goodwill:
Emily:"Those are some sweet aaaaaas
....omigosh I almost said a badword!"
Mom"Those are some sweet ass pants!"
(A few moments pass)
Mom:"I really didn't mean to say that. It
came from my heart, not my soul.